noticall

To be so rad that people have rad attacks, and start radiating rad waves of lukemea across central coast of the world. This can be harmful to dentists who pay thier gardeners minimum wadge, due to the fact that they are melting in thier sad obese lives, where day to day, they are ridiculed of thier pepermint stench of foul food

Jack: OUCH, Murray! my feet hurt!
Murray: thats awful! I hope that there is a cure for suchh a diesiese of dissmay!
Jack: Yes, Noticall much!
Lilly: No
Jack: Lets go home
Murray: Psh.. get out of my LIFE

by anonymous...person who is all like yeahhhh December 15, 2008

notifuckation

The annoying nag boxes displayed in the lower right-hand corner of your screen by an instant messaging program every time a completely insignificant event happens.

Trillian just popped up a notifuckation about the latest version of some bullshit plugin I didn't know I even had and don't give a rat's ass about.

by ed1257 October 7, 2009

Notification Ramifications

When you've gone on a facebook spree and now get 50 thousand notifications. Usually you've commented on something obscure and the ensuing comments spiral into a whirlwind comment-fest that you wish you'd never begun.

Man, I wish I hadn't gone on that facebook spree! Now I can't log in to facebook without having 50 thousand notifications, all from commenting on Scott's status! The notification ramifications from that comment are insane!

by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011

notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.

I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?

by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011

open-noting a bitch

1). Using one's notes to gain an advantage over a person or peers with regards to completing a particularly difficult test. 2). Utilizing one's notes in an aggressive and physical fashion to inflict pain on another, especially the weak and note-less.

I'm open-noting a bitch (college student referring to taking a final exam)

by Wredna May 11, 2010

Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.

Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".

by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013

Two Weeks Notice

To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.

I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.

by ggg121 December 20, 2018