Skateboarding is not a crime

Skateboarding is not a crime.

Destroying property is a crime.

There's a difference.

The best way for communities to avoid property damage is to provide some small skater parks here and there. Since shakeboarding is not a crime, skaters could go to the park without faer of being arrested. Yeah, it costs taxpayer money, but it would be about equal to the cost of constantly repairing damaged property. Kind of a catch-22 really.

by Slick mama March 29, 2005

The Cake Is Not A Lie

Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.

4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."

by BassMZero January 16, 2011

You're not a nice person

The best way to own someone.

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

1-800-not-a-real-number.com

1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.

2. used when someone asks you for your number

3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number

4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.

1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"

2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"

Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

3. John "What's Amber's new number?"

Danielle "Why do you need it?"

John "Uhhhh"

Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"

John "Blackmail her."

Danielle "No!"

John "Just tell me!!!"

Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)

4. Scott "How did you get his number?"

Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

by kadaeto January 13, 2011

its not a mistake its a masterpiece

PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMMENTING THIS ON YT SHORTS ITS GETTING VERY ANNOYING AND I WANT YOU ON EVERY ''its not a mistake its a masterpiece'' COMMENT REPLY WITH RATIO I WANT THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR USE AYO😳 BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOURE A JELLYBEAN OR A REDVELVET FAN BOTH OF THOSE FANS ARE FATHERLESS

its not a mistake its a masterpiece haha so funny i comment it lolol toatally didnt ruin the comment section 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 (you are non mature if you type this)😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

by cope+ratio+l January 27, 2022

i said a joke not a poem

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.

'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM

by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

I am surprised that this is not a word

I typed this hoping for a good definition and was surprised that this was not a word.

bob: I am surprised that this is not a word

billy: which word

bob: what I just said
billy: oh

by i give up on finding a name January 14, 2021