When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.
After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.
by Soupfly January 30, 2019
Essentially an upper-decker, reverse blumpkin.
She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.
She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.
My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.
by WTMFN January 17, 2016
When you cum in a girls ass and she farts it out and a little bit of shit comes out mixed in with the cum
Katherine accidentaly did a Norwegian Nigger Rocket when she had too much tacobell before doing anal
by Sevree Doodles June 23, 2018
A genre specific to bands that hail from Norway and play Black Metal. It is one of the most famous genres in the Metal subculture, mostly due to the crimes, multiple church arsons, murders, and violence that surrounds it.
Norwegian Black Metal bands include (but are not limited to)
Darkthrone, Mayhem, Immortal, Emperor, Gorgoroth, Burzum, and Enslaved.
Norwegian Black Metal bands include (but are not limited to)
Darkthrone, Mayhem, Immortal, Emperor, Gorgoroth, Burzum, and Enslaved.
If it wasn't for all of the (bored) crazy fucking Norwegians, Black Metal, particularly Norwegian Black Metal, would be nowhere but further underground.
by HellisBoundless August 11, 2007
Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.
Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."
by Bailmom November 06, 2011
by MynameisRoxxxyAndrews December 07, 2016
it is when two non-gay, black males take off their pants, run full speed backwards at each other, jump in the air, and slap their butts together.
dude those bros totally just norwegian cattle proded and they are absolutely not gay in any way at all!
by Joeb's friend February 21, 2011