noodle incident

Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.

From "Calvin and Hobbes".

(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)

by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006

noodle scout

n., one who scouts for noodles. I.e., a person inclined to go great lengths to attain pleasures of a male carnal variety; more commonly, a homosexual.

"Taylor has fat nips from getting them pierced. He's such a noodle scout."

by ZSlingsBooze June 5, 2007

Noobletica

A word that can be yelled out in spanish class. It can be used as noob. The Spanish teacher can't get mad becuase they think youre making an attemp at spanish.

NOOBLETICA!!!
Señora- ahh si si. Tu es?

by Iamabeast February 21, 2010

noodleshoes

Shoes that are cheap, but tasteful and go with everything. Suitable for everyday wear.

Marty: That's some fly shoes you've got on. What are they?
Bo: Thanks, it's my noodleshoes . I use them all the time.

by kriskrank October 25, 2009

Noodle Rat

-A shortened ferret.

"That noodle rat was stretched out! And now it's a ferret.

by NoodleRat August 1, 2017

Noodle Technique

to masturbate the female genetalia in a circular motion to if you was stirring a bowl of moist freshly cooked noodles

when the female was round the noodle technique was used, she loved it

by bedroom knowledge January 17, 2018

Noodle cats

Some long bois otherwise known as ferrets

Have you seen the noodle cats recently

by Breegoo August 26, 2019