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Noah

Girl 1: yo what’s that

Girl 2: it’s so big

Girl 3: it’s Noah’s dick
by Ben simmon November 6, 2019
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Noah

People who have bad comebacks to insults,and still play fortnite commonly named Noah.
Me: Stop being a bitch,and let me get on the Xbox to play Minecraft!!

Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!

Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!
by Tess Tickels February 2, 2020
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Noah

Noah is gonna eat u tonight.
by Taki master November 16, 2021
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Noah

noah is ur mother
NOAH IS HOTTER THAN UR FUCKING MOM
by HOTBABE99 September 20, 2021
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Noah

No with exclamation. Used by teenage and young adult females when irritated by the person asking the question.
Ex: Guy says, “Can I call you later?” Girl says, “NOAH!”
by Della Ree Ree Smith June 29, 2020
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Noah

Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.
Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"
by Noah is trash April 17, 2019
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Noah

Noah is God.
by noahfgodard June 27, 2021
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