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Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
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FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER

Within "THIS PHRASEOLOGY" is a $10 TRILLIONAIRE this year.
It has to be the YELLEN holler of the GOVERNMENT hearing that echo that CRYPTOCURRENCY BRACKET has just passed the FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER TWENTY times over and is forecast to be greater than ONE G00G0L within less than negative six PEDOPHILE YEARS as TRUMP JR. IS RIGHT as OPERATION PR260 someone is out there MANDATORY PISS DRINKING and giving SKITTLES to some PEDOPHILE ADD on FECESBOOK plus as an ENVOY ESPIONAGE TO PUTIN PROVER and not only that BIDEN is forming now THE THINK BINDER and an all out BOYCOTT on PUT OPTIONS IS IN big time so don't throw any CHRISt SHORT PITCHES BROKERS whoever wants to sit on this BROWN MARMORATED STINK BUG as the SHE SUN GOD NOT is PALE ALT back for a drink at STANFORD MOTEL as a PARADOX in MEN LOW PARK and that be DR DYLAN ANAL O'CONNOR ALAN those PEDOPHILES as warning stay out of SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY as it takes too long to get there as can they come together in HEAT AT SHE RA TON as DR too smart too waste in STEEL BARS as MICHAEL BOLTON knows this.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check
Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time
by fertzoneletsgo May 15, 2021
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Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
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Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 4, 2021
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Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.
by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021
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Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.
Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.
by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024
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