oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 09, 2020

oklahoma jitters

When you drink too much coffee, and it makes you uncomfortable inside and out

Man, I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee, it gave me the Oklahoma Jitters!

by SharkSausage August 03, 2020

Oklahoma Kiss

When two prolapsed rectums touch.

After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.

by Gavin Smith18 October 24, 2019

Oklahoma windmill

When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.

She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.

Or
Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
Or
Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.

by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022

oklahoma city

Oklahoma City is the tightest city in this part of the country, and Dallas. OKC got some of the crazies headbusten mufuckez you can find. If you say there aint no hood in Oklahoma City, take yalls asses down to the south side by SW 23. or the east side, NE 1st - 40th that area. The NW side got its hoods to. Lots of bloods, crips, and Tulsa Avenue Killaz (TAK)

theres some locco ass essays on the south side of oklahoma city

by josh13 April 08, 2006

atoka oklahoma

A crack head town know for its fucked up people. Most people like to steal and fuck up your mind here.

Man Atoka Oklahoma is stupid. don't go there bro.

by Accurate Definitions. February 27, 2018

oklahoma pancake

When a guy chizzes in a yamica then places it on a girls head.

a rabbi busts in his yamika then places it on his wives head making it an oklahoma pancake

by casey krieg June 22, 2006