assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 26, 2005

ASS

anti-shit simulator

a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.

i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass

by Computer_freak September 5, 2009

Ass

A word for donkey often misstook for arse which is a butt

Nice ass

by Lemmondoggy April 5, 2016

Ass

A) (NOU.) American slang for one's bottom.

B) (NOU.) A mule or donkey.

C) (ACR.) Acronym meaning "After School Shit". This referrs to the dump you take when you get home from school. Usually after eating something but before homework. For many people, this is the only crap they take during the cycle of weekdays.

A) JOHN: Hey let's go to the party and look at some ass!

JAMES: Oh yeah! Dibs on Tiffany!

B) JOHN: *smirks* Look at that ass.

JAMES: Eww, it's hairy!

C) JOHN: *tweeting* just got home from skool, gonna take an

ass.

JAMES: *tweeting* yeah me 2. just did a rly big 1, want a

photo?

by iDWiA739 October 13, 2011

Ass

A place where courageous people do the nasty

Fuck dude, I shit my ass when my bro was eating me out but we said no homo so it's okay

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 26, 2019

ass

loved by gay men everywhere.

everyone who likes to give it up the ass is destined to be gay.

"i want to give it to my girlfriend up the ass"

"dude. your destined to be gay"

"dude. i said GIRLfriend"

"yeah. ok"

by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007

ass

technical term: BUHDUNKADUNK, FATTIE, guurlshakethattillibustanut, mmm..

ass so fat you could see it from the front

by letitriiiiiiide May 9, 2003