Jewish Lightning Bolt

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

ride the lightning

pure metal, straight up your ass.

too bad metallica sucks now, they used to be soo goooood.
the metalligod that failed
sad but true

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

lightningbolt

Used at eatpoo to carry out a banning verdict. While inspired by the video of a fat kid in a larp throwing soft foam balls at an ogre (a guy in a tablesheet with a butt ugly mask) while yelling lightningbolt, today the lightningbolt is the feared yet worshipped weapon of the forums moderators

noob: Hi th3re guyZ! I know I don't got good art but I didn't try hard on this 1. My Mom sayZ itZ cool so I don't care if you don't like it!!1
member1: I can't believe you posted that?
member2: Thats butt ugly!
member3: Read the Rules!
member4: Lightningbolt his ass!
****Crackaboom!!!****

by whistle May 3, 2004

soggy lightning bolt

male ejaculate, from the zig zag pattern ejaculate takes, once it leaves the penis

"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts

by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003

White Lightning

Extremely cheap and potent cider drank by scunners outside establishments such as Spar. Has a definite pronunciation.

Scunner: "We were 'avin a total mad mission of it, drinking White Lightning outside Spar"

by ali April 28, 2004

throne of lightning

A sexual act. Begin by having sex seated while on the toilet. While engaged in this act take a shit... when you feel yourself about ready to cum pick your partner up off you and force their head down into the toilet, now filled with your shit, expect a violent reaction, and then inject their ass, or vagina, with your load

Heather was fucking pissed when she got the throne of lightning

by Pan Satyr July 4, 2007

sexy lightning

Always strikes twice.

In the begining of Tiga's albumn, Sexor, he lets us know that Sexy Lightning ALWAYS strikes twice.

by Casey Teeter September 21, 2008