Nerf Bars

Steps to add-on to your jacked up truck so people can easily get into it.

"She had to use my nerf bars to get into my truck!

by J.R. the monster October 9, 2016

nerf gun waterfalls

Diarrhea squirting out HARD

More into detail what nerf gun waterfalls is: You know how water squirts out of water guns? Well now the hole were the water squirts out is your butthole except now shooting out powerful diarrhea.

“ dude fuck, I just had some nerf gun
waterfalls in my grandmas toilet! It’s so messy and smelly AF! Bro my grandma is gonna die like twenty years earlier because of this smelly ass!”

by Hey bob yo yo boy March 18, 2019

Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

Fuzzle Nerf

to be fuzzy and have a natural curl

My hair is so Fuzzle Nerf

by Noelle October 17, 2003

Nerf Battle

A segment of a Nerf War in which 2 people are shooting at each other. Lasts until one player retreats.

“They had a nerf battle so intense, it was the highlight of the War.”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.

Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.

by An Impressive Fool December 1, 2023