Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 03, 2024

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 04, 2024

nerf cum war

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies

i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested

by the creator 420 May 07, 2024

Needs to be nerfed

Used when something/someone is awesome in any way.
Originates from the gaming world (nerfing e.g. a weapon = making it weaker or less overpowered).

Strawberries need a nerf so badly!
Why is he so funny? He needs to be nerfed.

by Frankie Fusilli November 20, 2021

nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.

Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.

by An Impressive Fool December 02, 2023

peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.

WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf

by The secret ninja cat ladyy June 20, 2010

Nerfed

to get fucked with one thing but still be good at others like being handsome but British.

like Robert Pattinson or any handsome man being turned British in one way or another its being nerfed. p.s fuck you if you don't agree that people that are British no matter the looks get fucking nerfed with the accent.

by I'velickedRorycas22'sballsonce January 23, 2024