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Neo-Humanism

AKA Meyu Hineymern.

Neo-Humanism is a lesser known religion/philosophy created by two individuals known to me only as The Philosopher and Jeydehn.
The main rules are as follows:
1.) Do not impose your culture and ways on others, but if they so seek your knowledge, you are obliged to teach them.

2.) Perception is everything.

3.)The only good is kindness, the only evil is hurt.

4.) Good exists only because of its contrast from evil. Evil exidyd only because of its contrast from good.

5.) Killing in the name of your god is the highest sin.

6.) There is enough wrong in this world without you being here. Strive to make a positive influence.

7.) "I think therefore I am"- this saying explains that anything which thinks exists. But does everything that exists think?

8.) Religion is philosophy on drugs.

9.) Every number is equal to One, Zero, and Infinity.

10.) Death is the worst thing that this world has to offer you; every other fear is an illusion. Once you have mastered the fear of death, you have mastered life.

11.) Magik, prayer, and meditation are one in the same.

12.) Earth is but one of the few bubbles of life in the black seas of infinity. We were not destined to travel far- and yet it is are primal instinct to do so.

13.) Both your brain and heart hold your inner truth. Follow them.
I follow these rules and in doing so am a Neo-Humanist.
by Black Candles November 27, 2004
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Neo-Imperialism

Conquer By Breeding (CBB)

This strategy is the most commonly used alternative to outright war when one population wants to annex another population's territory.

The strategy is allowed by the United Nations (inexplicably) since conquering a country by means of war is no longer tolerated amongst the international community.
The Conquer By Breeding strategy was used in the "plantations" carried out by the British in Ireland in the 1600's. The strategy is proving unsuccessful - the British now control only 2/3 of one of the four provinces in Ireland and the Irish nationalists within the area under the control of the British are now using the same strategy to regain the territory they lost to the British.


A more successful example of the CBB strategy has been used by the Albanians in their attempt to annex the Serbian state of Kosovo in 1689(Kosovo is part of the original Serb heartland and ancestral homeland of the Serbs).

The same strategy will be used by the large muslim population in the south of France very soon.
(The French were stupid enough to let it happen, so they deserve any problems which come out of an open-door immigration policy.)
by John Ronane March 18, 2004
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neo natzi

A neo natzi is a natzi in todays society. Usually have shaved heads and a ton of tattos. also known as scumb bags.
Neo natzis like having those donkey dicks shoved up their asses
by Big MoMo January 21, 2008
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Neo-classical

A genre of music consistent of the orchestration and blending together of Rock and Classical Music and the corresponding instruments. Example: Rock Orchestra - Classical string or full orchestra accompanied by rock, jazz, or country; band or solo instruments. (String orchestra with drum set, electric guitar and electric base)
Music from movies such as James Bond Movies, Mission: Impossible, or other soundtracks from video games, tv shows, or movies belong to the music genre neo-classical.
by Wesley Matlock October 6, 2003
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Neo-Com

A recent Communist recruit. As a neophyte Conservative is a‘Neo-Con”, so too, a neophyte Communist is a ‘Neo-Comm’.
Example: “Bro, you’re beyond Socialist... you’re a friggin Neo-Comm!”
by JD Ellis February 16, 2008
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neo-metrosexual

A heterosexual with many homosexual, behavioural attributes commonly attributed to gay men
I know you are straight Christoper, but stop behaving like a neo-metrosexual.
by Uncle Kim November 12, 2007
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Neo-rock

Neo-rock or negatively refered to as Beard rock (due to most musicans garnering long hair and beards) is a music genre currently developing in the USA, UK & Australia, mainly in response to the growing staleness, self-indulgence and over-saturation of indie rock bands which has been the only rock movement since the end of Post-punk revival and New rave of the 2000's. Typical instruments in the genre consist of Guitar, Bass, Drums, Woodwind, Ashbory Bass along with some other less commonly used instruments with regular inclusion of vocal harmonies. Seminal albums that influenced the genre in particular are At Filmore East by the Allman Brothers Band, UFO by Jim Sullivan and Fresh Cream by Cream. Neo-rock's main sound is most commonly compared to that of late 60's Hard rock bands like Cream or Blue Cheer although this is accompanied by an apprecation for more melodic and harmonious late 60's californian acts like The Mamas & The Papas. The fashion of choice in Neo-rock is a fairly casual look with jeans, boots, and an occasional pop culture referencing t-shirt. the genre's stylistic origins are deeply rooted in that of the late 60's counter culture movement, along with early 70's blues rock artists such as lynryd skynrd, neil young, and the allman brothers band. other less common influences on the genre are: Post-punk, Shoegazing, Psychedelic Rock, Progressive Rock, Math Rock, Post-rock, Krautrock, Ostrock, Art rock, Freak Folk, Stoner rock, Sunshine pop, Psychedelic pop.
Thad: "man some arctic monkeys would be go down a treat right now".

Greg: "you need to get into some Neo-rock man, this isnt 2006 anymore, hang on i'm gonna put some on, this is a brilliant playlist".

Thad: "awww dude this is too heavy, and they all look like hobo's with those beards".
by J-swallow March 10, 2014
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