Noah 

A guy who is secretley a terrorist with a pedophile mustache and constantly masturbates to camel porn. He enjoys blowing stuff up including his girlfriend. He also one time stuck a piece of dynamite up his ass to get off.

"Dude I just saw Noah!"

"That Terrorist creep! Ewwww!"

Noah by Charlesbronson November 9, 2012

noah 

to dance like you're from the 1980's. Requires putting fingers behind back and shaking them like you're on coke. Also, driving vintage cars from the era which happen to travel in time at 88 mph.

With that Miami vice suit he looks like he could be all Noah and shit.

noah by Jack jensen May 7, 2007

noah 

Noah takes the best snap chats

I got the best snapchat from Noah today

noah by noahologist December 21, 2014

Noah 

Noah is a somewhat overweight guy that causes everyone to pronounce his name by saying every syllable. He's also comedic at times, but only depending on the situation. Girls often like him, but he doesn't know it due to lack of self confidence.

girl 1: Hey its No-ah!
girl 2: No-ah!
guy: No-ah!
Noah : Oh hey guys...

Noah by Uwould222 October 23, 2012

noah 

The only name in any language on earth the is universally accepted as the person being a complete waste of space

Fuck that dude is such a noah

noah by Peachytree February 10, 2019

noah 

Noah is pretty gay has a Xbox and gets grounded alot, he is 11 and sucks at fortnite a guy that likes someone name Sarah and he so gay

Noah a gay newborn

noah by qwerty19 May 30, 2019

Noah 

A person who is a Boomer and likes kids too much. This person also likes to follow people home and peer through their windows,

Damn it Joel, stop being a Noah!

Noah by Noah Roscoe December 10, 2019