newborn

- A person who experiances an intese onset of a trip

- First time trip

damn after that girl kicked in she was a newborn

by Joeycracks October 21, 2007

newbie post

Making a post on a forum without doing the proper search to check and see if the item has been posted about before.

"omgwtfbbq, Half-Life 2 is out!!1"

by blackice912 January 11, 2005

newballed

when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.

Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...

Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.

Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.

by newballer August 25, 2011

Newbury park

It's a small town most people think is privilaged and white but really the teens are all either stoners smoking pot day after day hiding it from there parents thinking there all hard does shrooms and acid every once in a while says things like lit smoked out and fucking coss they through "kick backs" try to rap and dance like freaks to a sad excuse for rap and the ones that don't smoke pot are meth/herion addicts selling drugs and car hoping probabaly making up fake gangs or stealing something of yours while they help you look for it say shit like palobra homie serdio and hang out with 13 year Olds in an rv

Your from newbury park?

Damn straight cups what's good fool

by Don't trip bb August 26, 2017

Newbie

New faces

Same pattern

Noticed it in my only solace in the back garden

Well without considerable effort from certain others …

Anyways moved to front as despise the back .. used to be a nice little paint paradise .. albeit briefly …

Back to point… walk to my gate new people moved in prompt paranormal investigation after realising my movements are noticed immediately from yet another source too..

Fucking immediately..

So this time move to gauge wtf is happening

Stage was set .. got the answer ..

Move to only spot it will be possible to be seen with considerable effort … it’s a good barometer and rarely fails …

Guess what ..

Oh yep ..

Then coats and look an evening stroll … part of me could have bitten but that’s exactly why they were headed towards my house ..

New players

Newbies

Same faces

More definitions

Hubby mask slipping too …

Scary times

I’m so glad I have UD ….

…

…

Actually it’s a kind of therapy ..

Sad in itself …

Wonder if they are still outside ..

If I don’t come back I did go and check …

Lol .. my bet is this new couple as realised that’s what it is … knew me before they moved in … strange hunch I now have …

Where’s penny ?

Newbie … maybe someone else is playing bait …

Touché

Nice to see humanity is true to form …

Yet I still bite … here anyways …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 29, 2023

Brand-Newbian

In ancient Egypt, when a pyramid-building slave died, they would just get another slave to replace him, usually from Nubia.

Aliens didn't build the pyramids, millions and millions of slaves did; when one died, they were easily replaced with a brand-newbian!

by responsible November 9, 2014

newblet

a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.

There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.

by Mark November 8, 2003