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For all of you that think NASCAR isn't a sport, try sitting around in a non-air conditioned car (which has temperatures that exceed 100 degrees) wearing a leather suit and driving around for hours upon hours. And try taking left turns at about 140-170 mph without crashing. Call me a redneck if you like, but I damn sure love the SPORT of NASCAR.
by gsahfhf July 24, 2006
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nascar

the best fucking sport ever!!!!
if you don't like it, you have got to be nuts!
Nascar is the hottest sport around!
by ~*~*~*~ May 13, 2005
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NASCAR

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The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.
by population361 September 25, 2005
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nascarrin'

To walk really close to someone and bump into their shoulders due to not paying attention to where ur walking.
1) Omar, why you nascarrin' me man.

2) He kept nascarrin' me on the way to class.
by JRiz May 18, 2007
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NASCAR Dads

Men who can't drive anywhere without making an inordinate number of left turns.
I followed that NASCAR dad around until my left blinker ran out of blinker fluid.
by Brak February 10, 2005
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NASCAR

A sport that was formed in 1948. NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. There are tracks across the country of the United States. The two main types of tracks are Circle tracks and Road courses (there aren't just circle tracks, you know). The season starts off with the Daytona 500, as the biggest race in NASCAR. NASCAR has three main leagues: The Sprint Cup Series (which is the more famous), the Nationwide Series, and the Camping World series, where the drivers race trucks instead of cars. In the Sprint Cup Series, there are 43 drivers per race over a given number of laps based on how many miles the race is (Daytona 500 means 500 miles).
Did you see the NASCAR race last Sunday? I didn't get to see who won; I hope it was Dale Jr.
by GreenBaron88 April 18, 2009
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Dirty NASCAR Buiesman

(Dirtius NASCAR Maximus)

A rare genetic mutation that occurs on the 22nd chromosome. This causes the person to enjoy watching NASCAR, and become extremely conservative; blindly following the Republican party. The main symptom of this disease is enjoying NASCAR and being Republican at the SAME TIME! If you feel you have done this, please consult your doctor as soon as possible.
"Yesterday I went to the track and saw a dirty NASCAR Buiesman."
by thewonderwaffle February 25, 2006
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