A small village in Long Island, NY about 25 minutes away from NYC with an incredible amount of wealth. Historically home to some of New York's most affluent families, Muttontown is a classic example of a "Gold Coast" enclave. It is now a mixture of old and new money, with some of the douchiest kids on Long Island hailing largely from the latter. With only 1000 households and 920 families, this tight community has an exclusive, elite vibe that and tends to shelter itself from the neighboring middle class towns of Syosset and Jericho. Everyone's mother is actively involved in local village politics, which could honestly have its own Netflix original series. The Muttontown Police Department flaunts Audi R8 squad cars, as their only real purpose is stopping spoiled kids from racing their new turbocharged BMW M5's down 106. Muttontown isn't a bad place to live, just know what you're getting into before taking out a heavy mortgage on that $3 million mansion with a horse farm.
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The Whorror - 2007 (EP)
When Love Met Destruction - 2009 (EP)
Creatures - 2010 (Album)
Infamous - 2012 (Album)
Infamous (Deluxe Edition) - 2013 (Album)
Reincarnate - 2014 (Album)
Graveyard Shift - 2017 (Album)
Current Lineup:
Chris "Motionless" Cerulli - Lead vocals - since 2005 (founding member)
Ricky "Horror" Olson - Rhythm guitar, backing vocals - since 2009
Ryan Sitkowski - Lead guitar - since 2008
Devin "Ghost" Sola - Bass guitar, backing vocals - since 2011
Vinny Mauro - Drums - since 2014
Previous members:
Kyle White - bass guitar - '05-'06 (founder)
Mike Costanza - lead guitar - '06-'08
Frank Polumbo - lead guitar ('05-'06), bass guitar ('06-'09) (founder)
Thomas "TJ" Bell - Rhythm guitar, backing vocals - '06-'11
Angelo Parente - Drums, percussion - '05-'13 (founder)
Brandon "Rage" Richter - Drums - '13-'14
Josh Balz - Keyboards, synthesizers, backing vocals - '06-'17
The band released "When Love Met Destruction" on Tragic Hero Records before signing to Fearless Records, with whom they would release "Creatures" (2010), "Infamous" (2012), and "Reincarnate" (2014). Before the release of their fourth studio album, the band signed to Roadrunner Records. MIW is a force to be reckoned with in their scene, and fans are hopeful for the band's future, and they show no signs of letting up anytime soon.
The Whorror - 2007 (EP)
When Love Met Destruction - 2009 (EP)
Creatures - 2010 (Album)
Infamous - 2012 (Album)
Infamous (Deluxe Edition) - 2013 (Album)
Reincarnate - 2014 (Album)
Graveyard Shift - 2017 (Album)
Current Lineup:
Chris "Motionless" Cerulli - Lead vocals - since 2005 (founding member)
Ricky "Horror" Olson - Rhythm guitar, backing vocals - since 2009
Ryan Sitkowski - Lead guitar - since 2008
Devin "Ghost" Sola - Bass guitar, backing vocals - since 2011
Vinny Mauro - Drums - since 2014
Previous members:
Kyle White - bass guitar - '05-'06 (founder)
Mike Costanza - lead guitar - '06-'08
Frank Polumbo - lead guitar ('05-'06), bass guitar ('06-'09) (founder)
Thomas "TJ" Bell - Rhythm guitar, backing vocals - '06-'11
Angelo Parente - Drums, percussion - '05-'13 (founder)
Brandon "Rage" Richter - Drums - '13-'14
Josh Balz - Keyboards, synthesizers, backing vocals - '06-'17
The band released "When Love Met Destruction" on Tragic Hero Records before signing to Fearless Records, with whom they would release "Creatures" (2010), "Infamous" (2012), and "Reincarnate" (2014). Before the release of their fourth studio album, the band signed to Roadrunner Records. MIW is a force to be reckoned with in their scene, and fans are hopeful for the band's future, and they show no signs of letting up anytime soon.
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