mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

mutually assured destruction

When America, China, Great Britain, or some gay third world country decides to drop an A-bomb or H-bomb on Canada and/or Israel, resulting in some other big country and/or third world country going PMS-style and reducing the whole world to ashes, therefore leaving the sole survivors with testicular cancer.

Dude, I heard they found big weapons in the Middle East.

Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.

Hell yeah!

by Mela August 29, 2003

mutually assured destruction

when a couple (only looking for a fling) have sex without a condom! they're both fucked.......likewise!

i convinced her that a date with me would not end in mutually assured destruction (might get her pregnant but i'll before she finds out)!

by ashwani fucker September 19, 2003

Mutually consented

Sacked, where the emphasis is on the fact that both Parties 'decided' to end the employment, rather than just the employer.

Rangers don't sack Managers, but after the start to the Season he's had, Ally McCoist must be odds on to be mutually consented.

by comeonthehoops July 27, 2011

mutual assured destruction

Military Slang. When two or more enemies have more than enough nuclear weapons to destroy each other.

The war between Brikstan and Belgrave hit the point where Mutual Assured Destruction was confirmed on the news.

by TskFrc1568 March 6, 2014

mutually assured destruction

A situation in which two states have enough weapons (typically nuclear) to ensure that should one launch an attack the other would be able to respond in a strong enough way to destroy the attacker. Both would be destroyed.

This situation is supposed to prevent either side from launching such an attack.

The Cold War between the USA and the USSR in the 20th Century is an example of such a situation.

With our stockpiles of nukes we have mutually assured destruction in the case of a launch.

by Flame August 29, 2003

mutualism

The act or displaying of affection between two people (most commonly men). It contains a forgiveness clause, and it is not homosexual in any way shape or form.

Dan and Steve radiated with mutualism, accepting one another as an essential part of the other.

by steebitz May 4, 2008