Verb: Draw-p A muz-lum
The act of defecating, specifically when the load feels like it may explode, and when it is quite probable that you may die when it blows. Originates as a play on the Muslim group, the Shiites, whose religious title looks remarkably like the English word, "Shit." Needless to say, they are probably well aware of this resemblance, and will laugh uproariously with the extensive, nay, global usage of this phrase.
The act of defecating, specifically when the load feels like it may explode, and when it is quite probable that you may die when it blows. Originates as a play on the Muslim group, the Shiites, whose religious title looks remarkably like the English word, "Shit." Needless to say, they are probably well aware of this resemblance, and will laugh uproariously with the extensive, nay, global usage of this phrase.
Jane: John, are you OK?
John: Good God! I think this is gonna be a suicide bombing!
Jane: What?!
John: Pull the fuck over! I gotta go drop a Muslim!
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John: NOW!!!
(Sadly, John did not make it)
John: Good God! I think this is gonna be a suicide bombing!
Jane: What?!
John: Pull the fuck over! I gotta go drop a Muslim!
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John: NOW!!!
(Sadly, John did not make it)
by PiltDownMcMahon April 15, 2008
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When your "target" is in the shower and you open the shower curtain and let a fart loose into the shower. Then you close the shower curtain and lock the "target" in with the stench. Extra effect if you can let a silent fart go instead of making it known that you were there. The heat of the shower makes the smell much worse.
Man, Julie was in the shower today and I shot in a Muslim Heat Seeker and she about hit the floor from the smell.
by dkilljoy May 5, 2011
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by huyto11b January 23, 2010
Get the muslim bookmark mug.A muslim woman who is cool and knows how to socialize. She's on her game and keeps it moving and dresses well. An educated muslim woman in her 20's who's making a difference. My homegirls.
by Nzinga K October 10, 2006
Get the muslima mug.Muslimmed, or Muslimed, is the word describing the state in which non-muslim predominately white North American girls are subjected to insults, restrictions, and controlling behaviour from their devoted/hardcore Muslim boyfriend/husband whom is of middle-eastern descent, over six or more months.
The relationships demeans the girl into a mindless drone, stripped of all personality & desire of expression replaced with only the need to say or do whatever their Muslim boyfriend/husband requires so they will not be mad at her.
Signs usually include:
-Girl breaking off all contact with men (Sometimes including male cousins)
-Girl's wardrobe slowly changes until the entire wardrobe consists of sweaters and non-revealing t-shirts
-Girl usually tries to act like she isn't, but upon further importuning girl is extremely depressed + miserable deep down
-When confronted will usually take side of Muslim b/f; usually follows up with "but I love him"
-Girl appears sometimes obsessed with Arabic related things
Similar to physically abused wives/girlfriends, they have a damaged emotional need that makes them think they need that kind of abuse, which makes them stay.
Muslimmed women deserve little sympathy as they can (of could of) gotten out at any time yet they chose to stay and take the abuse and the emotional trauma. Muslimmed women rarely recover fully from the experience and many go on to lead empty lives.
Nine times out of ten Muslimmed women should be avoided at all costs.
The relationships demeans the girl into a mindless drone, stripped of all personality & desire of expression replaced with only the need to say or do whatever their Muslim boyfriend/husband requires so they will not be mad at her.
Signs usually include:
-Girl breaking off all contact with men (Sometimes including male cousins)
-Girl's wardrobe slowly changes until the entire wardrobe consists of sweaters and non-revealing t-shirts
-Girl usually tries to act like she isn't, but upon further importuning girl is extremely depressed + miserable deep down
-When confronted will usually take side of Muslim b/f; usually follows up with "but I love him"
-Girl appears sometimes obsessed with Arabic related things
Similar to physically abused wives/girlfriends, they have a damaged emotional need that makes them think they need that kind of abuse, which makes them stay.
Muslimmed women deserve little sympathy as they can (of could of) gotten out at any time yet they chose to stay and take the abuse and the emotional trauma. Muslimmed women rarely recover fully from the experience and many go on to lead empty lives.
Nine times out of ten Muslimmed women should be avoided at all costs.
Friend1: So how are you and Luisa?
Friend2: I just wasted four months of my life trying to make her see how the way she's being treated is disrespectful and inhumane, but she still stayed with him over me and used the excuse "I love him", even though I'm a better guy than him and am a better guy for her by a longshot.
Friend1: Damn man, that sucks.
Friend 2: Yeah. She's been Muslimmed.
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*Friend1 looks at a girl walk by with a middle-eastern man holding her hand; notices she's wearing a sweater with sweatpants*
Friend1: Hey check that out
Friend2: Yup, muslimmed.
Friend2: I just wasted four months of my life trying to make her see how the way she's being treated is disrespectful and inhumane, but she still stayed with him over me and used the excuse "I love him", even though I'm a better guy than him and am a better guy for her by a longshot.
Friend1: Damn man, that sucks.
Friend 2: Yeah. She's been Muslimmed.
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*Friend1 looks at a girl walk by with a middle-eastern man holding her hand; notices she's wearing a sweater with sweatpants*
Friend1: Hey check that out
Friend2: Yup, muslimmed.
by Poopy Mgee January 27, 2010
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A whole bunch of students studying for their exams. Girl with long Head scarfe comes in the group of freinds and they welcome her, and one guy asks for her help, she helps him.
Another girl is late and has no credit on her phone, asks a guy who happens to have a beard (not too long just right) and asks to borrow his phone. Without a hesitation he lets her call her freind. The girl asks the guy if he is a muslim cause she recognises the beard( some muslim guys choose to grow the beard cause the prophet Muhhammed grew a beard, keeping in mind its suppose to be a handful and not long and dirty) the guy says "yes"
a few examples of what muslims do
Another girl is late and has no credit on her phone, asks a guy who happens to have a beard (not too long just right) and asks to borrow his phone. Without a hesitation he lets her call her freind. The girl asks the guy if he is a muslim cause she recognises the beard( some muslim guys choose to grow the beard cause the prophet Muhhammed grew a beard, keeping in mind its suppose to be a handful and not long and dirty) the guy says "yes"
a few examples of what muslims do
by ProUdToBeAmUSLiM July 6, 2007
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