manitexto

a lengthy text message often received as several messages due to its obtrusive length.

Her manitexto describing her goal to draft a new blue print for herself filled up my entire inbox.

by Maggie Pollack January 8, 2010

Maniture

furniture unique to man before he has a significant other. aka, bachelor furniture, worn in, old, etc.

"You need to get rid of Jordan's old beat up, 80's style, fart smelling, cigarette burnt maniture before you move in with him."

by nagemnatsirk November 15, 2011

mukith

A burnt bangali with a scar on his forehead.

"Oh look theres a black pakki!", "No , thats a Mukith"

by mukith miah August 1, 2018

Manitoba Milk Bag

It is a canadian sex act where milking girl is on all fours, with her breasts hanging in free air, then they are milked like a cow, with occasionally giving her nipple crunch, and some light punches in the breasts. To make it more interesting usually a man also does the girl in her ass in doggie style during this.

When she said she had delivered baby just a few months ago, the gang got excited to do Manitoba milk bag with her

by Killer Gunshot November 28, 2010

monitor the core

Take care of the family or deal with family business. Stay home.

orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....

Jody: Hey Brad, wanna go to the bar and get some beers?
Brad: Naw, must monitor the core.

by Muskox July 24, 2008

mudity

Male nudity, usually referring to contents of a movie or magazine.

"Hey Bro wanna see that new cowboy movie?"
"No way man that thing's got some serious mudity"

by wildmonkeys77 March 10, 2008

monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

by Schteen May 20, 2003