manonnaise

Basically its sperm. Its white, sticky and spreads like mayonnaise. But its the masculine term.

When you spunk all over a womans face you say to her, "how do you like that MAN-O-naise bitch"?....

Or, Last night my bitch ate all my manOnaise, it was the best blow I've ever received. My balls are deflated.

Or. Hey bitch want some manOnaise?

Do not ever put manOnnaise on you salad and this is plain sick!!!

Also know as bukkake but in a milder form. sperm,cum,man white, spunk

by MRDG September 21, 2008

manoise

When a dude skeets in someone's sandwich when the other person is not looking, so the splooge appears to be mayonnaise and the owner of the sandwich joyfully devours it.

Charles: jee wiz this is a good fucking sandwich!
Tyrone: look a white bitch!
Charles: ooh where! *walks away and talks to the white bitch*
*Tyrone releases a load of manoise into sandwich*
Charles: well back to my sandwich, ooh i dont remember ordering mayonnaise yum!

by Stan C. April 1, 2008

manometer

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Manon

Manon’s are the kind of kids who def had too much sugar. they can be dangerous at times, but if you don’t give then knives or forks or things like that, everything should be fine.
Manons are so caring and loving, and like paulines, are like tiny lil moms.
Manon’s have a great sense of humour (usually) and will surely keep u smiling.

*person in a room randomly smiles and stares at you creepily with a pot of sugar in their hand*
you: oh. i see. a manon.

by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 10, 2019

manonmansplaining

The act of explaining man on man sexual intercourse to another person.

Steve's manonmansplaining is making Kyle uncomfortable, and he's probably going to leave soon.

by RolloftheD March 15, 2017

Manoobs

The Boobs of the Man. Either Muscular or fat.

I love Matts Muscular Manoobs!

by Jennifer Stock November 23, 2003

Manok na pula

a brave chicken with red skin used to fight in a sabungan, the money used to bet to the chicken that should be dropped in Palawan,

:Napuruhan ang aking manok na pula
:Nagsimula na ang salpukan, manok na pula
:Patay napuruhan aking manok na pula
:Taekwondo, Aikido, Wrestling dahil sa manok na pula

by bicolano September 28, 2019