She-Mail Address

An e-mail address received from a woman who your friends believe to be incredibly unattractive, even to the extent that she might be a transvestite. Do not continue contact with someone who has a She-Mail address. (Can also be spelled "She-Male Address")

"Tommy was all over this gross chick named Kendra late night on Friday."

"Did he get her number?"

"Nah...but he got her She-Mail address."

by Messes Callahan July 9, 2010

Chain E-mail

Mail sent to scare you, or to waste your inbox's storage. They never work and should be considered as offensive as spam.

Jay:I got a Chain E-mail telling me to make a wish and forward it, and by doing that it will come true.
Zach:Yea, did it?
Jay:Fuck no! I wished that people would stop sending me them.
Zach:You got another one then I'm assuming.
Jay:Yea, as soon as I sent it there was another one about dieing if I didn't send it to 56971.3 people.
Zach: HO'SHIT!

by Atchung June 2, 2005

Mail order bride

Mail-order brides traditionally hail from developing countries most famous country is Russia. When the collapse of the Soviet Union {1991} a large number of eastern European women advertised themselves on the net to get a better life, primarily being from Russia, Ukraine and Moldova. Making most people think Russian females are mail order brides. And the people who buy the women cannot get one of their own {They be fat,ugly,crippled,retarded etc etc}

David is a loser, he is buyin a mail order bride

by DamnEvan August 9, 2008

Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006

S-MAIL

S-mail is like e-mail, but there is no body, and the entire message is conveyed using only the subject line.

Usually practiced using mobile devices (Blackbery, etc)

here's an example of a typical S-MAIL converstaion.

From: Johnny
To: Mary
Subject: Want to hit McDonald's for lunch?

<EOM>

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From: Mary
To: Johnny
Subject: Sure, what time do you want to go?

<EOM>

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From: Johnny
To: Mary
Subject: Let's go at 1:00

<EOM>

by Dooley Noted February 15, 2009

Mail-Sex

The act of cumming into an envelope and mailing it to your sexual partner so she can get long-distance pregnant.

Hey Jamal, did you knocked up that Becky girl?
No man but we´ve been trying Mail-Sex all week long.

by El Quino January 15, 2011

mailbomb

snail mail - an explosive letter or package

e-mail - sending an overwhelming amount of messages to an address or a site. The intent is to break normal messaging with a massive volume of message traffic.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003