Like moths to a blacklight

Flames aren't the only things that attract moths, but somehow like moths to a blacklight doesn't sound right.

Girl- Men flocked to her like moths to a blacklight. No that's no good, nobody would read something like that.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020

Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

Motted

Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.

Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.

by L_Boogs May 11, 2008

mott

the word mott has been for a while and is slang for fanny

Your walikin down the road and see a real sexy lady, you say to your mate i'd lick her mott!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

morts

an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist

the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.

by mcdarcington January 5, 2010

Big Mitts

Rough looking hands. Originated in reference to baseball catchers mitts and how they end up looking unkempt and dirty after being used over time during various games.

Person 1 : Yo did you see Lashelle's wedding ring on instagram?
Person 2: No I was too distracted by her big mitts to even notice.

Person 1: Dang you wrong for that!

by howwedoit January 20, 2015

Archie Mattsson

Archie is a medium height kid with a golden/brown curly mullet. A good runner but a complete cunt of a person. Dosent usually have many friends and is probably scavenging for money so he can buy food at the canteen.

Damn, stop being a Archie Mattsson

by Mattsson hater October 24, 2022