Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.

I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.

by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020

Cool moosing

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

by Fact1023 January 25, 2020

AAAH IS FINGER IS MISSING!

The act of scream to someone because a person lost his finger in the bathroom and has been found ded.

She was so scared that she aaah is finger is missing!ed me.

by Bblol.u April 24, 2020

Moshing

Potentially dangerous activity performed at concerts by fans of extreme punk bands or bands which play forms of pseudo-metal. A form of dancing characterised by varying degrees of violence towards fellow dancers. In other words, the dance of angry morons. Contrary to popular belief, TRUE metalheads don't mosh, they headbang and behave like relatively much more civilised humans. This is because TRUE metal bands {e.g. Olympos Mons, Doro, Black Majesty, Terasbetoni, Kaledon, Rhapsody Of Fire, Edenbridge} play ELEGANT music that can express every known human emotion, not just bleeding boring old anger, anger, more anger and yet MORE anger. Rant over.

'Great! There's some decent metal on at the Underworld tonight, none of those moshing arseholes around'.

by Lodestone September 14, 2009

missing link

A derogatory term which refers to the scientific community's search to bridge evolution's gap between chimanzees and homo sapians.

Nina - "Did you see that butt-ugly chick? She had the face of an ape!"

Kristina - "Yea, she was a real missing link."

by Phil Fox July 29, 2005

Something's missing

'Something's missing' is a term usually used by an individual who is either extremely hammered drunk or blazed (or both), while trying to create late night drinks or snacks (or both). No matter what random shit this person has already added to their concoction, they always feel like there is something else that would make the item just a little bit better.

Friend #1: Damn son! That club sandwich looks mean, what's in it?

Friend #2: Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mustard, avocado, pickles, a fried egg, American, jack, and cream cheese. It's alright, but I still think something's missing.

by GreenParrot713 September 28, 2009

Moshing

When you lend someone some money, which they can't pay back - but they take it anyway.

Asher: Hey man can I borrow some money to go to BlueBell bar tonight?
Sam: Erm, I can do. You aren't moshing me are you?

by NFFC August 27, 2013