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Microsoft Team Moron 

A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.
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syphilitic moron 

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus
Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.
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fucking moron 

One level of stupidity above a regular moron.
(noun) A very stupid and foolish person.

One who has an IQ score of below 20.
The Secret Service code name for Donald Trump.
Staff member: "Mr Secretary, why are you so mad at President Trump?"
Secretary Rex Tillerson: "Because he's a fucking moron."
fucking moron by Kylox October 13, 2017

Fucking moron 

45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, as allegedly described by his former Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.

How to keep a moron busy 

See How to keep a moron busy.
See the example for How to keep a moron busy.

bark like a dog. Your below me moron 

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

Fucking moron 

An insult that is used when someone is being really stupid and moronic.
You fucking moron! Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck your fucking fucked friends, fucking asshole, dipshit moron, dumbass dickwad fucker! FUCK YOU ALL!
Fucking moron by hanes May 23, 2005