Des Moines Surprise

When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).

I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,

by decay 66 April 9, 2003

Moneeb

Very sexy and handsome, can attract any girl from miles away like a magnet.
To have the ability to make a girl love you.

He's moneeb.
Stop being a jerk and be moneeb.
If you want all the girls be a moneeb

by Urban dictionary .con July 23, 2017

dead moines

Des Moines, Iowa: referring to the fact that there's not many things to do in dsm... except for, of course, when it's caucus time.

A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.

I'm def moving out of dead moines soon as I gradute.

by Emi Vilks January 17, 2008

monessen

1. A town in Pennsylvania where you can't go 3 seconds without having your shit stolen, drug dealers and sluts roam the streets 24/7, and is just the worst place to live/visit.

2. Only go here if you want something bad to happen

Guy 1: Hey I got a new job in Monessen
Guy 2: Don't go! You have so much to live for!

by skrubdestroyer420 November 8, 2015

Mooney

Someone who is the most important person to ever exist in a society full of boomers and zoomers. He sits around all day high on coke and weed playing rocket league. This human has made multiple dimensions in which he has taken over the world using only paper clips. This human can also be referred as Peter or Cieran. Both equally Mooney

Peter is looking awful Mooney this morning!

That sexy beasts name is Peter Mooney!

by Ryanhasbigteethfatzahasbigdong December 14, 2019

Mr. Mooney

Mr. Mooney is the name of an awesome teacher! Without him our grade eight year would be shit! He admits to playing xbox and he loves to make jokes and tell life stories!

aha when you have a great teacher you might as well call him "mr. Mooney"

by grade8er March 7, 2012

mone

1.The act of getting stoned. 2.The bud itself

"Let's mone" "Yo man, that was some good fuckin' mone."
we mone we have moned we are moning we will mone again

by gumbolis March 1, 2008