mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters."

by DefinitetlyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

My Singing Monsters

A cool game where you buy and breed monsters and listen to to them sing on different islands

BigJimmy57: I just got an Epic Entbrat on my plant island!
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?

by Qwertyjail July 8, 2021

Four Minute Warning

The rumbling of your stomach and feeling in your bowels that lets you know that you're going to take a dump in the very, very near future. A four minute warning is also the amount of time the UK public would get between the start of a nuclear attack and the first impact.

Christ, I've just had the four minute warning. Find me a toilet quickly or I'm going to shit myself.

by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010

monster kill

Sound/token gesture made upon whence you kill 5 or more people in Unreal Tournament. Introduced in the newer version is "Ludacris"; although Monster Kills are much more popular due the the satisfying 'Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh MONSTER KILL-KILL-KILL'.

So popular that even the game Half-Life uses the same sound in varient games.

I killed 5 people in 15 seconds and then I heard this totally bad sound!
MONSTER KILLKILLKILL!

by UT Fan August 28, 2003

Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

monster energy drink

The drink a Kyle would drink.

Kyle, how much MONSTER ENERGY DRINK have you consumed?

by yeah.1 July 13, 2019

Google Monster

A person who uses Google for everything they need to look up. Even if they know what website they are going to they prefer to Google search it just to click on the link. Their internet life in essence revolves around Google, if Google can't find it they will never see it.

That geek is a Google Monster.

by 0dd0ne July 30, 2008