Monkey 

When you attempt to penetrate a woman's anus and she says: "Oh no you di'nt!"

I attempted to stick my penis in Felicias anus, when she suddenly closed her legs and scolded: "Oh no you di'nt!" That bitch gave me The Monkey Yo !

Monkey by K Mouse August 29, 2018

monkey 

a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa

example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind

monkey by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Monkey 

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.

Just lost a monkey in poker.

Monkey by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019

monkey 

i would rather not say

monkey

monkey by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019

Monkey 

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys

There was a monkey on the bus this morning

Monkey by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019

Monkey 

Just a general insult not to be taken seriously between friends or other people in a specific group.

(It can really mean whatever depending on how it is used)

Dude! How’d you already die? You’re such a monkey!

Monkey by Swoogy456 March 14, 2019

Monkey 

A black ex slave

What the fuck are you I’m a monkey

Monkey by QsKBoT August 31, 2019