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National Mon's day

National Mon's Day is celebrated on the first May bank holiday Monday every year. Mon's originating from Delamere area (Cheshire) get together, drink beer and have a bloody good time, preferably at Oulton Park watching the British Super Bikes.
Ay up mon, It's national Mon's Day!
by CheshireMon May 2, 2019
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Coorse' Le'mon

(Pronounced coursay lay-mon) Coors Light with a lemon added to it, instantly turning it into an upscale drink of sophisticated gentlemen.
In this age of beer snobs the working man often finds himself looking foolish at a party for drinking "common folk" beer such as Coor Light. By getting his Coors Light in a glass, then adding a wedge of lemon he instantly turns his beer into the very classy Coorse' Le'mon, not only fitting in, but becoming the talk of the party for his sophistication and excellent taste in beer.
by Ironhouse December 11, 2012
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Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.
Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!
by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009
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eh mon

a rasta way of saying hey man!
eh mon, where did ya put de dro?
by jessie March 22, 2005
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ho ke mon

Ho ke mon gotta catch em all. Refers to the phrase in pokemon but in this case, is used to describe someone with many STD'S. First originated in the spame of one of the mightiest forums alive. This phrase is usually targeted at sluts and eamon holmes.
Oh my, look it's a ho ke mon she's caught em all. Oh no she hasn't caught crabs.
by Sir cunningham of twiggz December 29, 2006
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no mon

Short for , “That was really gay”

brooklyn slang
“You really said some gay shit bro, no mon”
by BrooklynboyEliV June 28, 2018
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Hoot Mon

Scottish for Yo, Dude.
"Hoot Mon, it's GREEEAAATTT to see ya again."
by Ualtar August 9, 2006
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