holy mackerel saphire

Exclamation meaning, "Golly"

Saying "Holy Mackerel Saphire" to anything that someone would say "golly" to.

by Bill Weiss January 12, 2008

Mucker from Laois

Irish slang

An Irish farmer/culchie from Laois

girls from the Bog land

irish mucker

I woke up beside some mucker from Laois

by MacInBlack April 17, 2020

Elise Mackert

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.

" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"

by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011

mucker

A rather elequent term eminating from such cultural honey pot sites as Sunderland meaning buddysome marasome chersome palsome matey friend

Me awld mucker Jukes

by Ney mates Mcgraw March 5, 2003

mackerel

A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.

"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"

Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.

by Max Mackerel July 12, 2005

monkery

Absolute mayhem and stupidity. Originated from a cross between the words monkey business and buffoonery.

"You boys stop that monkery this instant!"

After the game, the monkery that ensued was unspeakable.

by Vipossk October 20, 2004

Monker

Cute monkey like girlfriend

Hey man I have a cute litter monker called Sam!

by Ottersash February 11, 2012