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mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try
by POWER B May 13, 2003
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Milton Freewater

Milton Freewater is located in North East Oregon State. Often called M-F, M-F used to be the only hyphenated town in the USA, until the post officed dropped the hyphen.

The reason for the strange name: Originally there was only Milton. The founders of Milton wanted a "Dry" town (No alcohol). So a large group of folks decided to move a few miles away and start their own town--with alcohol. They got other folks to move from Milton by offering them "free city water hookup". Voila!--Milton Freewater.

They later realized it was stupid to have two small towns and combined.

Years ago two drunk drug addicts wrote "Muddy Frogwater" on the road sign heading out of M-F. Now the town has adopted this as its slogan, and all the business have carved/painted frogs out front. There are few real frogs in M-F, and it ain't real muddy.
Joey says: "Hey, lets get out of Walla Walla and go to the Muddy Frogwater Festival in Milton Freewater tonight!"
by Sewneo February 27, 2010
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mutton drapes

His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes
by Statler April 21, 2008
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Muttonbox

1. "Hey Claud, come check this porn out... This chick's muttonbox is getting totally crushed by this dudes meatsnorkel."

2. Stacy has one of the loosest muttonboxs' on the planet, exclaimed Lyle. It is like throwing meat down a well, it just doesn't touch sides, he further explained.
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Mitten State

One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."
The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."
by ProMich December 14, 2011
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Muttonhead

(Adjective) Describing someone as stupid
"You muttonhead!"
by Photonbeam September 17, 2019
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Muttongilbzilla

A dude or a dudette, usually overweight, who eats mutton (lamb) every day of the week without fail.
Gilbert is a muttongilbzilla
by velocirex November 27, 2019
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