Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips
by Rastajohn March 29, 2017
The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.
by Road Crow March 21, 2011
A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.
by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017
The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.
by Garf1981 February 10, 2021
1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.
Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.
Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
by mandez19 October 01, 2019
"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!
by Srotal Delight December 18, 2015