Miranda

Miranda had committed multiple felony's including but not limited to: kidnapping, drug trafficking, and the murder of multiple children (This is only a theory but it is said that Miranda ate said children). Miranda loves strawberries and is actually a very nice and genuine person she just happens to just have a few issues with the law. You'll love hanging out with her I just suggest having the police on speed dial (just in case). Miranda is somewhat addicted to crystal meth but that is completely irrelevant to this conversation. She has multiple people locked in her basement

Miranda has locked me in her basement please help me.

by ieatbabiesboo100 July 19, 2020

miranda dawn

to severely kick someones ass and not think twice about it

fuck with me and ill miranda dawn your ass

by calissa June 20, 2008

Nakita Marie Mercante

The most amazing girl on the planet, Jax loves her very much <3

Nakita Marie Mercante

by Anonymous555555 May 28, 2011

mercantile

an adjective defining anything related to trade r commerce

The trade routes, which were the basis of the Italian states, became insecure, and mercantile trade started to decline.

by Zeba May 17, 2008

Miranda

short for Miranda v. Arizona, the court case that produced the policy in the US of informing criminal suspects of their "Miranda rights".

Miranda says that you have to read the suspect his rights.

by Quint Sakugarne January 7, 2007

Hector Miranda

A fucking insane person who is really nice and always has a way to to turn even the most innocent things into something perverted.

grrrr, that was sooo a hector miranda!

by Hector Miranda December 23, 2004

Miranda

Miranda is a sweet and caring girl. She is very popular and everyone likes her. She is the most beautiful girl and all the men’s want to be with her. She has so many friends

Dudette 1: Miranda is sooo pretty

Dudette 2: I know! She’s so popular
Dudette 3: IM IN LOVE

by Bob Duncan is my bae January 29, 2019