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Shit Miner

by Butters September 28, 2004
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mider

To annoy or irritate usually through excessive talking but always through being a nuisance. (Liverpool, England)
Quite midering me will ya I'm trying to concentrate.
by Ossian April 10, 2004
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vagina miner

a conquistidor of the female genatalia; one that tears through cooters as fast as we burn coal
Ever since he got to college, once-quiet Terence has become quite the vagina miner.
by Joseph McCartney November 2, 2005
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Feeble Minded

an idiot who can't comprehend something because their brain capacity is so small.
Kid 1: This kid can't even understand the cow jumped over the moon.

Kid 2: Yeah I know, he's so feeble minded.

Kid 1: fucking idiot!
by toker123 April 19, 2009
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booger miner

a person with the disgusting habit of picking his or her nose while visible to the public. nothing subtle about the booger miner's approach-finger(s) inserted beyond the knuckle, accompanied by much digging around. gross? nauseating? you bet!! the verb form is booger mining.
while riding the bus to work the other day, gerry looked across the aisle at the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen. astonishing face, magnificent hair, perfect figure, and long, slender legs. he tried to avoid staring at her, fearing he'd appear to be uncivilized and boorish, so he didn't notice that she'd inserted her left pinkie finger demurely into her nostril and began vigorously grinding away. finally he could no longer resist; he had to gaze upon her again. turning toward her, he quietly said "excuse me, i don't mean to be forward, but...." and just as he was about to ask her out, she turned toward him, smiling radiantly, and said "that's alright, go ahead." to his horror, gerry learned that this woman, the embodiment of all that is desirable about the opposite sex, was, in fact, a booger miner, for she had neglected to remove her finger from her nose before answering him. dizziness overcame him as he left the bus fourteen blocks from his office just to get away from the terrible thing he'd just witnessed.
by earpuller June 25, 2006
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Quantum-minded

A state of mind very close to either madness or dumbness, or fluctuation in between, all of which is determined only by probability.
A: That jerk is quantum-minded.
B: Leave him alone.
by jaelee11 March 17, 2008
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sober-minded Palin supporter

1. synonym for "oxymoron"

2. an ironic term used to designate under-educated, hard-core believers in a cult or anti-intellectual belief system.
A sober-minded Palin supporter will view her quitting her job as governor as further evidence of her staying power, tenacity and willingness to get the job done.

Yeah, he's a "sober-minded Palin supporter," all right. Still doesn't believe the earth revolves around the sun.
by JailNeoconvicts July 9, 2009
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