milf valley

another name for Mill Valley, CA. So named because MV is filled with so many 30's or younger hot moms driving around in their suvs and audi station wagons.

"Damn bro, we gots to go to Safeway 'cuz them dat gives Milf Valley its name be there."

by Heywood Jablømi August 17, 2006

milf

it means Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck it is basically a way of saying a woman about 30+ years is hot

Bored Guy:Lets go to the park
(hott 30 year old woman walks buy)
Horny Guy:WHOA! look at that milf

by Big Boi90 March 2, 2008

MILF

acronym for Mom I'd Like to F***

Dayumm, your mom is a total MILF

by pimpnwinmpin April 18, 2008

milf

mother i'd like to fuck

hot mom, or milf

by brady murray February 15, 2009

Milf

A mom you would engage in sexual activities with.

Daniel, your mom is such a milf! I'd do her right here and now.

by kataytay April 11, 2009

Midland, TX

Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.

Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?

Wife: I don't. Not at all.

by kay10 October 18, 2011

MILF

Mother
I'd

Like (to)
Fuck

(a hot mother you would like to have sex with)

he's only my friend cuse his mom is a MILF

by sr.smiles January 24, 2010