Midget Porn

A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.

-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about?
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.

by y0Sambo April 13, 2014

midget sips

Nursing your drink, taking small sips.

Why you front in clubs for hours with the same bottle
Takin midget sips I run wit the richest cliques

-Big L

by Jaytae April 6, 2006

Midger

Pulling a "Midger" is best described as a person who misleads someone in to believeing they are skint & asks for money with a promise to payback withing a few days after being paid. (generally only small amounts cash) Once you have handed over the cash, the person in question will tend to ignore you &/or your requests for the cash back under the impression that you will hopefully "forget" about the money, if you are persistant with your request you will grudgingly get it back however.

Marks pulled a midger on my ass again...

What an butthole, still a lesson to be learnt here.

or

Jules has taken my money again, I saw him down the bookies about 2 hours later so I know he wasnt skint.. Asshole

Looks like you got midgered.

by swiftassasin86 April 6, 2010

Midget Punch

A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool

You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.

by MegzAnn August 20, 2010

Midget Twisted

When your a little high on weed and buzzed on alcohol. But still a little bit of both

I'm feeling good. I midget twisted

by yolocrayboy September 13, 2016

Grumbling Midget

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

piss midget

Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.

This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.

by LesG June 25, 2018