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Pulling a "Midger" is best described as a person who misleads someone in to believeing they are skint & asks for money with a promise to payback withing a few days after being paid. (generally only small amounts cash) Once you have handed over the cash, the person in question will tend to ignore you &/or your requests for the cash back under the impression that you will hopefully "forget" about the money, if you are persistant with your request you will grudgingly get it back however.
Marks pulled a midger on my ass again...

What an butthole, still a lesson to be learnt here.

or

Jules has taken my money again, I saw him down the bookies about 2 hours later so I know he wasnt skint.. Asshole

Looks like you got midgered.
Midger by swiftassasin86 April 6, 2010
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a slur for a midget
damn bro i just hate midgers
midger by amogus jew March 16, 2022
A very short, black person. The combination of two words; nigger and midget.... Not intended as a derogatory word, but DAMN, it makes SUCH good sense!

Midger (MIJJ-er)
Damn dude, that foo Jamal aint nothing but a little ass midger!!
midger by Ballico Sakc Dragger November 28, 2009
I saw a "midger" walking down the street
Midger by Griffin Hugli June 13, 2022

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023
Referring to any Mig fighter plane pilot, especially Mig 21's
What a fucking migger

-f4 pilot somewhere in vietnam
Migger by Prinz_aquatic February 26, 2021

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget
"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."
Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020
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