Midgeman

A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.

Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"

Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"

Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"

Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"

Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"

Tillie: "(sigh), yes"

by Mr Mc October 23, 2008

MidAmerica Nazarene

Like no other university! A place where you can feel loved. Community is what MNU is all about. With over 40 academic majors and nine pre-professional programs, MNU is certain to have an area of study that interests you. Add that to our intentionally Christian focus and you'll get a great well-rounded liberal arts education here.

Prospective student: Where do you go to college?
MNU student: A great university in the KC area called MidAmerica Nazarene!

by Brasky33 November 7, 2013

midas (well)

'Might as well'

Basically a cooler term for "I should just" or "fuck it"

"Are you going to do it?" "Midas (well)"
Just do it

by ctynacho November 27, 2016

midalis

When your down she well always be by your side and we'll never want to leave you unless you piss her off she is constantly mistreated but always come through she well make you laugh when your sad and is not really sexually she isn't well horny like most people like her are very rare hold on for them forever

midalis is texting me

What she want I just lost someone

lmao she da best 🙃

by Love ☺️ May 24, 2017

mideval times

a time when there wasnt shit!!! but the sex was good... Giggity!

damn! she aint got no tv, or computer but she reminds me of mideval times.

by the giggity-er goo!!! January 21, 2009

Midas Touch

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.

I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.

by Gantalopian May 3, 2010

midas

Colloquial shortening for "Might as well". Nothing better to do.

Midas.

by toteswayheapsawes December 10, 2010