Micro$oft

A terrible corporation that creates money by adding 3 lines of code to Vista and calling it Windows 7

"Micro$oft is crap"

by SpockTron January 18, 2010

microbate

beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates

mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?

Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house

by lazypotsmoker August 14, 2008

micro penis

A penis that is less than 3 inches long.

Dude, Adam showed me a picture of his junk. He has a micro penis!

by The most awesome person ever. April 25, 2012

MCROTC

Marine Corps Reserve Officer Training Corps

Does that school offer MCROTC?

by medicineman24 October 1, 2008

Microanalyze

To self-obsess over everything you have said or done in your past that could have contributed to an outcome not in your favor and to carry the belief that things would be different had something of little importance been altered.

"You need to stop microanalzying your relationship. He left you 'cause he doesn't love you and knew he never would. There's nothing you could say or do to prevent that."

"Don't microanalyze the past. Trust in yourself and know that people take you in whole for who you are."

by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011

micro-scripulate

The act of refrigerating asian sperm, then putting said sperm in your roomate's mouth while he is sleeping.

"Aw man, my mouth is cold and tastes funny, I think James micro-scripulated me."

by Captain Klamydia January 18, 2009

microbaked

The inadequate high one acheives after smoking a less than desired or needed amount of marijuana.

"Dude, I'm microbaked. I woke so late this morning, I only had chance to toke half a doobie."

by witchytink September 28, 2009