mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.

The Dallas Cowboys are a mickey mouse team.

by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

A password to break in to mickey mouse's house

Let's break into the mickey mouse clubhouse, Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 15, 2022

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.

Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!

by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022

Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.

Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.

by Khoatic May 16, 2022

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.

That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.

by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021

Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.

Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.

by Balodis July 25, 2021