Mathew Ordonez

Mathew Ordonez is the most attractive man in Connecticut and he often hangs out with a group of weirdos but he’s shines the most out of all of them

Mathew Ordonez is so hot oh my god

by Xplovesyou November 23, 2021

Micah Mathews

Pretty cool guy you should date him. He is very cool.

Micah Mathews goes to the park

by James Caffrey January 20, 2021

Mathew

He is a dumbass he’s fucking stupid and has no heart he will break ur heart if u ever date him.

Fuck off “Mathew”

by Landiel July 9, 2019

Mathew

Like Matthew but spelt incorrectly.

Mathew is an angry, sharp tongued, bossy ninja who does not want a relationship and just wants to chill with his dog, drink whiskey and have an attractive chick who occasionally visits.
He would like you to know that he is not a 'fuckboy' because he is upfront after 3 to 6 months about his intentions.

That 'fuckboy' be Mathew acting.

by Annabelle the creepy doll June 15, 2018

methed out

an accumulation of aggressive behavior, schizophrenia, minor wrinkles and dramatic facial shadows as well as lower-to middle class behavior on the verge of becoming a local immigrant.

man, i got so methed out i went on disability-- boomde!

by McSki July 26, 2016

Mathew

The kind of guy who makes you laugh when he's around you. The ever-smiling dude who brightens up the room. Don't get me started about girls around him. He's a living chic magnet. You can never see a Mathew without girls around him. Even at bus stops he has many girls waiting for him.

The room is so Mathew-ish!

by TheSexyWarrior November 23, 2021

Mathew

Mathew is an annoying hobo that will get you nowhere in life.

Mathew lives on the streets so he is a hobo

by Thiccc_boy_max February 3, 2020