Martha Behamfil

hottest idv survivor and the hottest coordinator ever and like what the fuck i love her she should marry me

martha behamfil is hot

by edgarslovebot April 28, 2021

Martha straddling

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021

Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing

Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.

by Minderbinder December 14, 2022

Marthin

Marthin is a name variation of martin, it's very rare to meet a person with a name Marthin with an "h" inside the name.

Jojo: Hey do you know martin?
Marthin: I hate you.

by Sir Marthinnes IX March 22, 2023

Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

Carolina Meathook

A sexual act where the man takes his four finger and shapes then like a meathook. He then proceeds to aggressively shove them up a woman’s vagina and lift her off of the ground while the meat hook is still inside here.

I gave Jessica a fat Carolina meathook the other day, got her about 3 feet off the ground.

by Michael F. Hawk January 4, 2021