A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.
by Farmz October 19, 2007
Get the mermaid mug.A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.
John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.
by Kenty G. June 20, 2006
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the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.
1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
by thelegend91 September 15, 2009
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Get the mermaid lounging mug.A girl or young woman who enjoys being urinated on and/or urinating on herself; it is a combination of the word "piddle" meaning to pee and the Disney film "The Little Mermaid."
1) Ariel loved having other people pee on her so much, they started calling her "The Piddle Mermaid."
2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.
2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.
by ED1071 April 15, 2008
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1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped
2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped
2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.
by Wesser123 January 6, 2018
Get the How do mermaids poop mug.To finger a girl on her period, (clunge being the ocean, body being the land) pull your fingers out an walk them up her body to her chest. Do a little jig with said fingers then ram them up her nose flapping around like a fish out of water!
"I'm going to make you a Disney princess"
"Can I be the little mermaid?"
"You won't be the little mermaid, I will give you the little mermaid treatment!"
"Can I be the little mermaid?"
"You won't be the little mermaid, I will give you the little mermaid treatment!"
by DOCKLads October 28, 2014
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