melissa

a she devil.

The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.

Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.

Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;)

Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!

by secondtimesnotacharm October 13, 2010

Melissa

Melissa meaning..

Means what she says...

Enduring strength...

Leader..

Is a star..

Selfless...

Stands up 4 others...

A friend for life..

Melissa is a strong woman she is selfless and helps others she is a friend for life. Melissa is a star

by Reppocniytterp June 12, 2018

Melissa

Beautiful,yet doesnt know she is. She can light up your entire day with her intelligent jokes and insight. No matter what you always have a melissa to make things okay. She can be shy at first but once you break her out of her shell There's no going back.

Melissa made me laugh she hard yesterday.

by Panicatthepancakehouse October 20, 2018

Melissa

Melissa is the sort of person who stabs everyone in the back. She is an attention seeker and asks for trouble (From experience) She drags her friends into her evil traps and when they look at her, it leaves a massive scare on their face saying “Piss off you pale twat!”
Also if you want to know where her anxiety comes from, it comes from her shit 😂

Her anxiety comes from her poo.

Never trust midget girl called Melissa.

by Its Your Local Chav January 10, 2020

Melissa

A stuck up bitch who thinks she knows everything but she’s really just immature, selfish, and rude. Someone who puts on a front but is truly going behind your back and using you.

“Yo that girl over there is ugly”
“Yeah, it’s Melissa. She’s such a bitch.”

by fallenlol August 31, 2020

MELISSABRECCIA

MELISSABRECCIA is a small organization for organic lampshades. It's founded by a 4'11" Filipino/Austrian/Spanish/Italian/Black writing major. She decided to create the MELISSABRECCIA organization when she encountered a lamp shade that wasn't recycled. Since millions of old ladies are throw away lampshades everyday, she created millions of recyclable lamp shades. The lamps are called MELISSABRECCIA.

"Hey dude, did you hear about MELISSABRECCIA?"
"Yeah, it's such a sweet model. Totally recyclable. You can have mine if I ever get bored of it." dwarf lampshades recyclable

by k00ld00dy January 10, 2010

melissa fields

Being so awesome that your friends wished they were you.

'Let's pull a Melissa Fields and steal all the bathroom signs out of the high school so the new kids don't know where to go!'

Lets pull a Melissa Fields and steal the classroom and bathroom signs so the new kids don't know where they are going!

by Trickymissoz December 17, 2016