GameFAQs Message Boards

Yeah. It's basically hell in internet form. GameFAQs Moderators suspend you for voicing your opinion. The dictator, CJayC, is an asshole who can't even create an original "Poll of the Day" and ends up recycling them like paper. The gaming boards are runned down with fanboys and trolls, while the social boards are just full of immature fags. Please. Save yourself time and your life by never going here.

GameFAQs is the work of Satan and an asshole named CJayC.

by Justin H. April 29, 2005

Mesa Arizona

A city that is about 15 miles east of Phoenix. It's population is over 430,000 people making it the 3rd largest city in Arizona, and 38th largest city in America. It was founded as a Mormon colony in the 1870's, and since then even though the Mormon percentage of the population has decreased, they still rule the city. In the 1920's the Mormons built a temple in downtown. Now about 1/4 of Mesa is ghetto. About 1/5 of the people in Mesa are Mormons. Mesa is home to two high schools that hate each other's guts: Westwood, and Mountain View. Mesa is a city that seems like it NEVER ENDS! Its boundaries extend well into the deadly deserts of Arizona even though the city borders other suburbs at almost every side; the city just hasnt built in these desert areas. Yes while only 1/5 of Mesa is Mormon, they still run the entire city. Their little temple will still probably be around even if the permit for it doesnt exist or it expires BECAUSE MORMONS RUN THE ENTIRE CITY!!! In West Mesa you find one of two parts of Mesa's ghetto. But West Mesa is more ghetto than South Mesa. There are other small ghetto neighborhoods around Mesa, but the center of Mesa's ghetto is in the southwestern part of Downtown. Much of Mesa is in the Arizona Legislative District 18. Yes Mesa does have a bunch of check cash places. Yes there are PLENTY of convenience shops like Circle K around Mesa. Mesa is like the ultimate Suburbia that people think of in this modern world.

UD requires an example about Mesa Arizona so I guess this will be the example.

Person 1: "HEY LETS GO TO MESA ARIZONA!!!"

Person 3: "OK LETS GO!!!"

Person 2: "I wanna go too! D:

by LOLTurtles November 14, 2011

Mesa

The 3rd largest city in Arizona. Larger than cities like Cleveland and Cincinnati. Home of the Chicago Cubs spring training. Also home to a lot of snowbirds during the winter. Has some of the best Mexican food in the USA.

I live in Mesa.

by Mewalke2 December 6, 2012

Sext messaging

Like phone sex, but with text messaging

"JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."

by Chris94 August 1, 2006

mensa threat

Used in the negative, to refer to a person of inferior intelligence.

Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat

by Geoff Lilley September 27, 2007

away message trick

when you are on Instant Messenger and put your away message on so you choose who you want to talk to so the douches you dont want to talk to wont talk to you

Annoying Kid: Hey
Auto Response from You: I am Away from the Computer.
meanwhile...
Cool Kid: Hey
You: Hey, I'm using the away message trick so I don't have to talk to douches.

by The Kaskie August 16, 2006

away message

A new way of subtly communicating to people, often in the form of song lyrics, quotes, and other things you don't want to say directly to someone else but need to get across.

This girl I knew would always stalk my away messages, so I put one up about being out with my girlfriend so she'd leave me alone.

by Grathol April 12, 2005