Methaphobia

When your meth is too good to be true usually this means that people are either afraid to use it or eat it
When shown meth to methaphobic people it makes them go blind and deaf for brief second, giving people chance to molest them or kidnap them. It also makes your nipples twist and your head turn 360.

"Holy shit man i just witnessed meth and got insta molested by 7 people, lol."
"James was traumatised after seeing man's head turn 360 and noscope some skrub."
"Methaphobia is ... Gulp on these nuts lmao"

by Master Chief Jeff October 3, 2018

Methaphrenia

When a person uses methapmethamines, causing delusions, paranoia, and psychosis that appears like schizophrenia.

Hey guy, did you hear John was diagnosed with methaphrenia from all of his meth use? Dude was in a hospital for weeks!

by Travyss February 18, 2019

mehtalian

Italian food that is "meh": not impressive, mediocre.

How was the food at Gino's?
It was mehtalian.

by Ginos July 31, 2019

mehtabh

sexy cute all around friend, usually mad at people he doesn’t like.

hot girl: omg did you see mehtabh, hes so cute, i wish he would notice me.

by brownsexy September 2, 2019

Mehtay

To be mehtay is when you mind people business which definitely doesn't concern you. Also refers to someone being noisy. *This is originated in the Caribbean*

"That gurl so mehtay, she can't stay in her place."

by Islandgyal_284 December 1, 2019

Metaplan

A Plan for the creation of a plan.

There is a metaplan in the folder for the planning of the game-playing, which you could look at if you don't know what to do.

by Put you are Name here April 16, 2020

methapalooza

A place where meth heads destroy their homes tear everything apart and build a bunch of junk piles .

I drove by a disturbing methapalooza today . I will be in need of therapy moving forward.

by DRIVERA90 November 1, 2020