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National Maguire day

A day created to celebrate Tobey Maguires legacy as spiderman

May 3rd
Me-Did you look at the date today

Mr.Tunawombocombo- No

Me- it's national Maguire day

tyler maguire 

Big booty muscle boy. Very sexy but has a micro penis due to his roids. Pretends he is not gay but everyone knows the truth.
Tyler Maguire (big booty and muscles) *touches Talos' legs*
tyler maguire by Gigachad420 July 8, 2022

Brucey McGuider 

Aussie slang for a Spider. Comes from the name of the Actor Bruce McGuire
Mate check out that Brucey McGuider. That's a fuckin' Huntsman *proceeds to then throw said spider at the person who was once his friend*

Harry Maguire 

The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the real goat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.
1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"

Jack McQuire 

A mystery cocktail chosen by the bartender
Bartender: "What would you like?"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"
Jack McQuire by ofiewjofiwef January 23, 2025

The Maguire Two Man 

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!
“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin