The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the realgoat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.
1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the realgoat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"
When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!
“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngltwin”