off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017

New Mexico maybe

In New Mexico people won’t say no to an invitation or date what the will say instead is maybe which is basically in their mind a soft no. Only uncounted in New Mexico

I invited Joey to the party last night and he gave me a New Mexico maybe, he never showed up and didn’t answer his phone.

by El Capitán Sangre December 6, 2017

Attention seeker like Elesha Maybe

Fat “Jewish” lier

The best lyrics in big el dis track is attention seeker like Elesha Maybe

by Yomumlol May 6, 2019

Mayberrying

To have anal sex with your girlfriend, break up with her the next day, and then get back together the next day, just to have anal sex again.

There I was Mayberrying this chick that I've been on and off with for a few months, and my dog got hit by a car.

by Davemayberry January 27, 2009

Maybe

Maybe means yes.

Maybe=yes

Person 1: give a bitch sum head or sum
Person 2:maybe(YES)

by Hahwhwkkw July 19, 2021

Stephanie Maybe

Awesome, ginger, crazy person. Likeable but sometimes disagreable - may mess thing up occasionally, but the cost of fixing things will soon prove worth it. Incredibly sexy in a dress, but towers over most people in heels.

Stephanie Maybe:

Steph messed thing up with ... again!
Well, least she'll spend more time with us then!

by Dannyboy167 June 29, 2009

motormouth maybel

Someone who never shuts up. Excessive talker.

your such a motormouth Maybel. Hairspray character.

by shop4apples March 5, 2011