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Maximos

This guy is literally a god, he has a huuuuuge penis. All of his friends are gay as fuck but he manages to cheer them up with his amazing sense of humour.
Tom: Hey dude what do u think about Maximos?
Tejas: Dude his penis is massive.
Tom: Hell yeah
by DefinitionOfABigDick March 29, 2019
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Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"
After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".
by Chas. March 10, 2008
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Maximillian

The apex of ultimate, one step better than "Maximilian". A unique form of the name "Maximilian", with 2 L's. Amazing in bed, a natural leader, holds a lot of power.
My name is Maximillian, that's all you really need to know.

Oh that guy? He's Maximillian......... yeah I know, he's a sexy mother fucker.
by warning label July 7, 2008
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Maximus

A Maximus is fucking hot and has a great personality. He’ll make you laugh even though you’re in a bad mood. He always talks about his dick or his boners to a girl he really likes but doesn’t want to admit it. He makes mistakes but always fixes it. Even though his dating a girl he might still like another girl who’s a really good friend of his. He wants long relationships, he might ask you to a dance one day and that’s when the good things happen:)
Oh my god, Maximus is so fricken cute! I like have to talk and meet him!!
by jazzymae October 22, 2018
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Maxime

a girl name:

beautiful, unique, wonderful individuals. Maximes are known for having the best personalities, not to mention there SMOKING HOT. Maximes are sometimes shy, but are different from the rest, and really stand out. Its best to date a Maxime, they will treat you right, but usually you have to make the first move, because they tend to be shy. Maximes are loving, caring individuals, and have a tendancy to make you fall in love with them, without even trying.
boy 1: man, im in love with this girl, shes different from the rest, and so sweet!
boy 2: me too! I mean, she doesnt even flirt.. she's just herself.. and i love her!
boy 3: is she by any chance a maxime?
boy 1: damn.. how'd you know ?
by bog-segat August 19, 2012
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maximiliano

He’s the perfect boy, he has beautiful eyes and all the girls want him. He has his eyes set on 1 person. Sometimes he can get angry for something’s and you don’t understand it. It’s because it always has a deeper meaning. Maximiliano is very special and there isn’t many more like him. If he finds love he will be very clingy and loyal. Keep him.
Omg is that Maximiliano! He’s so cute
by Ayofromu.s.a November 22, 2021
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prius maximus

a thin hindu crackhead that walks around UF- north/east hall like a miami homeless hooker
"amy dockler was pulling a prius maximus in cafe blvd."
by DGbby45 October 6, 2011
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