polish chess match

The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.

I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

Does Not Match

Mysteriously appearing in response to your user name, your password, your email, all of which you have entered correctly.

He typed his email for the fourth time, slowly and carefully, and again got the message: "does not match". He hit 'forget your password?' They could send him a temporary one, no problem. First, he needed to enter his email address.

by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020

The Footy Match

When Your depressed The Footy Match Helps

Just The Footy Match

by CreatureDragon March 1, 2021

Machala

Machala is a girl who doesn't realize how good she is.

Machala can set her mind at anything and succeed.

Very loving person to be around.

Machala is a girl who can take on the world and come out on top.

by Mick04 November 23, 2021

bong match

A match of jenkins (paper, rock, scissors) that decides the order in which you have a bong.
This game is usually played by stoners.

I could really go a bong. Bong Match?
Hey, who won the last bong match?

by Darbs May 22, 2005

Dirty Machado

1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).

1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"

by the number 2 October 17, 2018

perfect match

could mean that there are two people that care about each other very much and they would do everything for each other

Friend: Hey Grace you and Alex look like the perfect match

Grace and Alex: thank you

by Wolfpup4478 September 22, 2020