A word of Greek origin meaning to masturbate and ejaculate approx. 26 times continuously without breaking.
by Dr. Oxford May 16, 2003
Get the masturbathon mug.Masturbation is a healthy excercise which is done by(and this is a fact)94% of male population and 70% of female population. Nicknames:five-finger shuffle,mastering the joystick,answering the bone-a-phone,stroking the salami,bobbing your balogna,choking the chickem,punishing the pigman,Erupting ol' faithful,pummeling the puppet, so on and so forth...
Guy: Masturbation is the greatest
Friend: I no man i punished the pied piper 7 times last night
Guy: pShhhhh i stroke the salami 24!
Friend: I no man i punished the pied piper 7 times last night
Guy: pShhhhh i stroke the salami 24!
by Hans Schcwarz December 13, 2008
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Get the masterbationsensation mug.To wear a surgical type face mask because if feels good, or makes others feel safe, but doesn't actually accomplish anything. To wear a surgical type mask incorrectly.
I saw a person wearing a surgical mask over their mouth but their nose was uncovered; they were performing maskurbation to make others feel safe.
by Scooter T May 14, 2020
Get the Maskurbation mug.The act of having sex by yourself, sort of. Chances are someone in your vicinity is doing it at this very moment.
by captainfugu December 30, 2008
Get the masturbation mug.The act of three or more people jacking off or fingering themselves or others in the same room. This group maybe be of mixed genders or only one gender.
Jim: Dude, I was at Elliot's house the other day and he got some chicks to come over and jack us off.
John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?
Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.
John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?
Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.
by Jack Alof August 9, 2008
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