Masturbation

When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.

Hey bro you wanna go do the masturbation together.

by Kyle’s mom June 06, 2021

Masturbate

A fancy way to say fap.
Meaning:

Get off by touching; mostly rubbing your crotch, groin, dick or pussy vigorously

The chickenhead masturbated as she watched her master fuck a bimbo

by Alvina'ssourpussy March 19, 2021

Masturbate

What to do when you have nothing to do during quarantine
Something to do with your friends

Mom, I'm cumming! I am the <ah> masturbate master you know.

by jewish rebel April 01, 2021

masturbation

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!

by Downstrike September 19, 2006

Masturbation

Mass Murder of tiny defenseless Sperm

If Masturbation is Mass Murder then does that make someone who Masturbates EVIL

by Anomynose October 12, 2017

masturbation

slamming the noodle
tickling the hoe
cooking the turkey

Gabby's tickling the hoe with Luke masturbation.
Beka's cooking the turkey with Danielmasturbation.

by mikeikes June 03, 2009

Masturbed

The act of being horrified of masturbation.

Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!

by funkyroadshow December 08, 2010